the left-wing media

The following is from Andrew Wilkow, a wonderful talk radio conservative. I heard it quite a while back, but couldn't find it until now. So please enjoy these examples of hypocrisy that constantly bombard us from the liberal media. But oh no, they're not biased, are they?? Haha...


TWO WAY MEDIA PERCEPTIONS

OK...here it is a list of two way media perceptions. It seems the broadcast liberals have decided when your attributes are assets or drawbacks. So feel free to circulate these........



IF YOU HAVE SPENT TIME IN WASHINGTON:
CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM [mccain]
LIBERAL…YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE [biden]

IF YOU DON'T HAVE TIME IN WASHINGTON:
CONSERVATIVE….YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE [palin]
LIBERAL….YOU REPRESENT CHANGE [obama]

IF YOU HAVE WEALTH:
CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE GREEDY AND A CHEAT WHO HAD ADVANTAGES IN LIFE
LIBERAL…YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL AND YOUR LIFE STORY IS AN INSPIRATION.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE WEALTH:
CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE LOW CLASS
LIBERAL…YOU ARE DISADVANTAGED [ha!]

IF YOU WENT TO COLLEGE:
CONSERVATIVE…YOUR ACADEMIC PEDIGREE IS SCRUTINIZED
LIBERAL….YOUR DEGREE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF

IF YOU DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE:
CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE UN-EDUCATED
LIBERAL…YOU ARE AN ARTIST/ACTIVIST

IF YOU OWN A BUSINESS:
CONSERVAITVE…YOU ARE A PROFITEER
LIBERAL…YOU PROVIDE JOBS TO THE COMMUNITY

IF YOU ARE WORKING CLASS:
CONSERVATIVE….YOU'RE JUST A (INSERT JOB TITLE OR TRADE).
LIBERAL…YOU ARE A PROLETARIAT WHO FINDS STRENGTH IN NUMBERS.

IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE WISDOM OF THE CONSTITUTION:
CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE NARROW MINDED.
LIBERAL…YOU ARE A CIVIL LIBERTARIAN.

IF YOU BELIEVE IN INDIVIDUAL FREEDOMS:
CONSERVATIVE….YOU HAVE MADE PEACE WITH INEQUALITY
LIBERAL….YOU ARE FOR CHOICE.

IF YOU TAKE TO THE STREETS TO VOICE YOUR OPINONS:
CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE A THUG
LIBERAL…YOU ARE A DEMONSTRATOR.

IF YOU ARE RELIGIOUS:
CONSERVATIVE….YOU ARE A FUNDAMENTALIST.
LIBERAL…YOU ARE SPIRITUAL.

IF YOU ARE SERVING IN THE MILITARY:
CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE A MINDLESS KILLER
LIBERAL…YOU WEAR THE UNIFORM OF YOUR COUNTRY.

IF YOU ARE POPULAR:
CONSERVAITVE….YOU HAVE BLIND SHEEP FOLLOWERS
LIBERAL…YOU ARE LEADING A MOVEMENT.

IF YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE:
CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE SHALLOW AND EMPTY
LIBERAL…YOU ARE STUNNING AND A TREND SETTER.

IF YOU ARE UN-ATTRACTIVE:
CONSERVAITVE…YOU ARE JUST UGLY
LIBERAL…YOU ARE TOO INTELLECTUAL TO BE CONCERNED WITH YOUR APPEARANCE.

IF YOU ENJOY AN OUTDOORS LIFESTYLE:
CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE A HICK
LIBERAL…YOU ARE EARTHY.



Thank you, Andrew Wilkow. I hear these contradicting perceptions spewed regularly in the media, and personally, I'm tired of it. Our "unbiased, bipartisan" media is just the opposite. Except for good old Fox News, of course!!

I hope this entertained you! [[but I'm sure you liberals will just roll your eyes and deny, deny, deny...]]